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You will spend a holiday with him like from a fairy tale! Holiday zodiac.

Do you remember when you went on a weekend with a friend from work and it was a disaster? Another time, you spent your dream vacation with a random group of friends. Before you decide to go on vacation with someone you've never traveled with, check out their horoscope.

Whom to take on vacation to truly relax, have a great time and have something to remember later - the zodiac will tell you.

Sheep

21.03-19.04

If in January he says that in July you are going to rest in Bieszczady, it is very possible that it will be September and Crete. Even a week before departure, your Aries will raise your adrenaline level because he will talk about the Norwegian fjords. Packing fever would overtake him an hour before the trip. He will then announce in a dramatic tone that he is missing a lot. One thing is for sure - Aries is not going to be bored on vacation. Therefore, any organized events are omitted. Yes, maybe with a trip to a chosen place, but then it’s a complete improvisation. No matter where you sleep, what you eat. While there was a lot of everything - from morning to morning. Three rules for survival with Aries.

A vacation with an Aries is great, but only if you love going wild into the unknown without the certainty of spending the night in bed. Because Aries will definitely succumb to the charm of nature and provide you with more than one night in the fresh air. And since Mars, the lord of Aries, will gladly embellish his holiday frenzy with sexual excesses, you will return with him from vacation on soft legs, but happy. Provided, however, that you are Sagittarius, Scorpio or Aquarius. Only then can you keep up with the hyperactive Aries. Let Cancer, Taurus or Pisces skip any trips with him. It would be an unforgettable experience, but on the third day you would have thoughts of murder.

Bull

21.03-19.04

If not the Caribbean or South Africa, then at least Yurata and the Bryza Hotel. Bulls of both sexes need to rest comfortably: eat well, live comfortably, have swimming pools, tennis courts and exclusive nightclubs at hand. “On vacation, you need to pamper yourself,” he explains to his soulmate, frightened by expenses. After all, Taurus did not collect pennies after pennies all year round to take them out of their mouths during the summer holidays! Therefore, he carefully prepares for his departure. He has been looking through the offers of the best travel agencies for six months now. Learn how to survive with a Taurus.

A month before departure, she completes clothes, cosmetics and other little things - everything should be new and fashionable. He appears in the best company at the resort. He will talk here, talk there, usually about money. He does not have enough time to explore the area. He does not want to miss a single chance to meet someone special, with whom he can then do business. Every night before going to bed, Taurus will tell you what he did with whom during the break between a set and another or while walking on a yacht. He would be so absorbed in thinking about the fantastic business he was about to do that he would treat sex like slavery. If you are a Virgo or a Cancer, when you return, you will remember with warmth: - It was a great holiday. However, Scorpio or Aquarius will pack up and run away from Taurus in two days.

Twins

21.05-21.06

It should be crowded, fun and crazy. Geminis only go where there is a lot going on. If Masuria, then with sailing, bonfires, singing until dawn and competitions, for example, who will be the first to climb a branchy tree. There must be a lot of laughter and a lot of company so that the Gemini can shine in front of someone, pouring jokes like out of a sleeve. It is easy to flirt in such beautiful natural conditions, and Gemini is constantly flirting, charming, adore everything that moves. Each new novel gives them wings, so that they completely lose their heads and forget to death that “yesterday's” partner is standing nearby and does not know what to do. Even if the weather turns bad, don't count on Gemini to finally take care of you. As soon as they have a bridge, they will immediately disappear. They will look for another place where, regardless of whether the sun or rain outside the window, they will meet people full of fantasy, ready to go under their guidance to any madness. They are easy to keep up with Aquarius, Sagittarius or Scorpio. Capricorn, Virgo and Taurus are better off staying at home and taking a vacation from Gemini. 

Cancer

22.06-22.07

He hates uncertainty and wandering into the unknown. He prefers to visit the same proven places and compare what has changed. “A new tree has grown here, otherwise it was cut down by the lake,” he says, walking around the area. With him as in a family crypt. Three days later, you bite your fingers in anger, and your Cancer is in seventh heaven with happiness. “Look how beautiful, how quietly the trees rustle, the birds sing. After all, we don’t have enough here, ”he convinces, seeing your twisted face. Indeed, your Cancer has moved half of his kitchen to your holiday resort, so there's nothing to complain about. Probably just for gaining weight after the holidays. Taurus and Capricorn love to borrow, so they will be delighted with such a vacation. But Sagittarius, Aries and Aquarius cannot wait long.Lew

23.07-22.08

He will gladly go wherever there are stars, and then he will be able to show himself to his friends: “I was lying on the beach in Chalupy next to Kammel”, “I helped Malgosze Foremniak in the Tatras” or “I was catching crayfish in Narew with Professor Bralchik”. Leo loves to add glamor to himself in this way. And if he can afford a trip abroad, he will choose places where Polish business treats stress - Sardinia, the Maldives, the Balearic Islands and, finally, the Canary Islands. 

 

The lion should appear. It is prepared for any occasion. It is impossible not to notice him. He wanders among the rest, sticks out his torso and turns up his nose.

When someone who has looked at him for a long time fixes his eyes on him for a long time, he will tell his friends for a long time how a beautiful lady asked him to pamper his back or (if it was a Lioness) a handsome young man offered a drink at the bar. And although this will be a lot of exaggeration, don't let it show that you understand the truth. You will understand this if you are Libra or Taurus. If Virgo, just don't go with him.

Cream

23.08-22.09

Ten months before his departure, everything was thought out to the smallest detail: where, with whom and for how much. He likes rational, but varied leisure - a little walk, a little swim, read, visit nearby monuments and go to the cinema several times. He hates lounging on the beach, mountain climbing and the monotony of a sailboat. He must have a good sense of timing. Her plan also determines exactly when and under what circumstances she will allow herself to have sex. Virgo will think of everything for you. So if you like mental laziness, then with it you can relax the gray cells like in a jar. Only sometimes it seems that he treats you like a rookie, giving commands from morning to evening. Don't go with her if you are Aquarius or Scorpio.

The weight

23.09-22.10

She will not go to Bieszczady or Ciechocinek, because what will she then boast to her friends about? Thailand, Mexico or Sudan is something! You can then casually say: “Oh, those Mexican giant cacti, how beautiful they are!” And what a poverty in this country… and then to flash a golden Rolex or instinctively throw a string of gray-white pearls around your neck. So Libra carefully chooses the place of your vacation, and of course you finance it. Two months earlier, he'd been running around the shops looking for designer clothes and all the holiday gear. A week before departure, she is ready on her suitcases, and her legs shift impatiently. She also worries in advance whether she will meet enough interesting people there to show them - in her understanding - erudition, but in fact persistent talkativeness. Leo and Taurus can stand it - because they are made of the same clay. But Aries and Capricorn will go crazy.

Scorpio

23.10-21.11

Always thirsty for thrills, he loves challenges. Therefore, he is more likely to choose a survival school, a yacht cruise across the Atlantic, the wild wilderness of the Bieszczady Mountains, or horseback riding. He will get stuck in himself, and will not show that he is propping up his nose. Worse still, he will taunt you for being weak and for having his ball at his feet. In a week, when you hold out, you will feel like a young god and appreciate your Scorpio. Also be sure that he, even the most tired, will not miss a single night. Barely alive after a day's struggle, a night of madness still awaits you. These, although very pleasant, but with an insatiable Scorpio, require an iron fortune! However, you can be sure that he does not want to drag out preparations for the holiday forever. I'll pack it in an hour and I won't forget anything. Let Sagittarius, Aries and Pisces go on vacation with him with their eyes closed. Taurus or Leo is better off going with someone else.Arrowslinger

22.11-21.12

For him, only adventure and the unknown are important. So he quickly packs his bags and hits the road. Where, he doesn't really know. He will go towards Gdansk - be sure to land in the Kłodzko Valley. On the way you will pass Kalisz, Zielona Góra and Zakopane. Overnight stay - once in a charming hotel, once in the hay or in the open air - will be a real entertainment if you go hiking together. But Sagittarius, even burdened with three little things, will not give up his crazy antics. “Let children get used to the hardships of life from an early age,” he cut off his grumbling, which probably distracted his mind. Don't expect to get enough sleep this holiday. Sagittarius will pull you out of bed at four o'clock and do morning exercises, after which he will bathe in an icy stream. If you are Libra or Taurus, you will curse him on a living stone. Then the rest of the zodiacs, with more or less tenderness, will surrender to the memories of this fantastic holiday.

Capricorn

22.12-19.01

Lover of silence and hiking for two. If you persistently go to the mountains, you will not help in any way. There's nothing you can do about violent protests or whining. It takes care of the button if you hate climbing, are afraid of space or just dream of spending two weeks with a book. - You are tempered in this trip - your moan will be cut. He will buy you decent shoes, put a backpack on your shoulders and pat your bottom as a sign that it is time to go. He will treat you to a twenty-kilometer daily walk and scold you when you show him blisters on your feet. Don't be under the illusion that maybe it will be better on a sailboat. Chasing menial work with sheets that stretch your arms to your knees. Don't expect them to regret that rocking the yacht is bad for your stomach. After a two-week vacation - if you're a Libra, Leo or Gemini - you'll either love his way of spending your free time or break up with him. You can be sure that he will not change and will not give in to you.

shoer

20.01-18.02

He doesn't care where he goes. He can please in any corner of the world. It is important that one day is different from the next. Holidays do not suit him with breakfast at 9, lunch at 14 and dinner at 18. In two days he will pack up and run away - anywhere, so long as he does not sit in one place. Because he gets bored right away. And a bored Aquarius is worse than war - grumpy, angry, aggressive, may even be offended for two weeks. But when he arrives, wanders, learns about local customs and cuisine, there is no better companion than him. It is possible to steal horses with Aquarius if you like what he likes. He won't shy away from the weirdest idea until you get into a routine. Aries and Scorpio get along very well with him.

Pisces

19.02-20.03

Their mood swings can take a toll on you. Even though Pisces will plan where you will go, after just one day of your stay, they will understand that this is not what it is about. Firstly, they want to relax for two, away from people, in nature - only we, forest and water - we will tell you before leaving. But not enough company and a bar where they could drown their sorrows. I'm not at this stage to drink in the mirror - he will categorically announce in a few days. “Let's go to the city, to the hotel. Do you want to understand Fish? A difficult case when they rage for three nights until dawn, and on the fourth day they again crave peace and quiet. Of course, they will be offended by you for depriving them of their privacy in a remote area. They will flood you with a flood of regrets so abundant that you will go to hell and leave your Pisces to their fate. Only this will wake them up, unfortunately not for long.photo.shutterstock