Are you an esoteric?

How often do you check your horoscope? Is your fortune teller no longer answering your phone calls? Do you know what the Sutta Pitaka is? Will you return home if you forgot your talisman? Check if you are an esoteric.

If you know what the words "regression", "tantra" and "ascension" mean, be sure to read this article. You may be in danger of the Spiritual Dirty Path Crew.

Here are 13 common symptoms:

1. When you enter your room, you may get crossed eyes from the smell of burning incense.

2. When you don’t know what to eat for dinner or what wallpaper to choose for the hall, you wonder what the Buddha would do in your place.

3. You know who Osho, Hellinger and Sai Baba are, but you don't know the name of the ombudsman.

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4. You dare not call your boss a jerk because you are afraid of bad karma.

5. You know the signs of the Chinese zodiac of your friends and have long figured out what they are in numerology.

6. In your job application, you list "meditation" as your interest.

7. Sometimes you find yourself chanting the mantra “Om Namaha Shivaya” during the day while you are stuck in traffic, cooking dinner, hanging laundry, bathing your dog, etc.

8. When you receive a parking ticket, you wonder what this situation should make you aware of and how you can connect it with your life.

9. Your fortune teller should have issued a court order for you to leave her alone (if she's in the witness protection program, that's also a bad sign).

10 Your computer password is Sanskrit, and the cat is named after a Buddhist holy book.

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12 Cheesecakes can be cooked with five alternations.

13 You have chosen not to read Cinderella to your children for fear that you will teach them patterns of poverty.

14 Do you know what phase of the moon is today?

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If you are familiar with more than five of the above symptoms, then you are more esoteric than the wizard Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter combined.

In this unusual situation, you have two options:

1. Reach nirvana and share your enlightenment with us.

2. Come down to earth and live in a world of eternal illusions and unawareness...

….But then don’t bother us because we know what phase of the moon is today..

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With cordial greetings, without enthusiasm from the editors