Light and Shadows Sagittarius

The Best and Worst Character Traits of a Sagittarius

Lights up...

Estate Star

When mommy is carrying little Sagittarius in a grocery cart, the whole estate falls into ecstasy. Everyone, including local homeless people and a conflicted neighbor on the ground floor, gather, collect gifts and ask how you slept today.

Sagittarius accepts these declarations of love with natural grace - he willingly gives "five" and, charmingly lisping, distributes radiant smiles left and right. He is a born star: decisive, sociable and outspoken, always in a good mood...

At school, she defends weaker friends, has a cultural and ideological discussion with the priest, and asks the teacher to go to the zoo.

Friend of mankind

Over time, the Sagittarius fan club grows to gigantic proportions. If superheroes actually existed, they would probably all be Sagittarians. Sagittarius is the embodiment of tolerance and a lover of diversity - he has friends among the homeless and princes, schizophrenics and devotees, fairies and nihilists.

This is their helpline, the bank that issues loans, and, if necessary, also an overnight stay and a snack bar. When a noble family is indignant, having stumbled upon a sleepy transvestite in the Sagittarius corridor, he only shrugs.

Public opinion towards a company with political correctness has where the back loses its noble name. He is the enemy of hypocrisy, numbness and narrow-mindedness.

Office Napoleon

He is a master of job interviews. In just 10 minutes, a future employer will fall in love with him. That sparkle in his eyes when he talks about his ideas to take the company to the top! He is able to arrange everything with a radiant smile, a pat on the back or a gallant kiss on the hand.

Charming and loyal, he had a hand in his business. His team is more harmonious than many families. Sagittarius rules her fairly, encourages her, instead of obsessing over her and not sticking her nose into her. He briefly got angry. He is incapable of mobbing.

beauty queen and superhero

In fact, it is difficult to meet a Sagittarius from the fair sex without a crown of incoming admirers. Nature endowed her with sexuality from here to Venus, grace, excellent taste and a cheerful disposition.

Passion for sports also works in her favor, supporting the body in the fight against gravity and cellulite. And at the same time, the ladies of this sign are just equal girls, friends with whom you can go to the opera and to the game, sip champagne and drink beer from a bottle.

They enjoy unbridled fun, and although they may appear flirtatious, love conquest is not on their minds. Many beauties were shocked when they realized that this amazing woman just wants to be friends with them, and not sleep.

She is very tolerant and does not digest only one thing - lies. Therefore, if a guy fell on the brain and cheated on her, let him immediately admit it, otherwise she will never forgive him. Ladies should fight for their husbands, like Sagittarius, in duels.

He, without hesitation, will punch the dribbler who called his wife an “ass”, cover him with his own chest, and then, without embarrassment, without embarrassment, cry in a melodrama in a movie and drive him into the sewer to save a kitten with a broken paw. It's a mixture of Superman and Casanova.

His chosen one feels like she won the lottery: all the chicks are on his errands,

but he chose her! He does not have the habit of divorce, does not know the feeling of jealousy and encourages his wife in all endeavors. And her friends are his friends.

Eternal youth

Sagittarians don't really age. Women are especially similar to their daughters' peers and break hearts well over seventy. Yes, they get a little fat with age, because they like to eat well and are not prone to diets, but regular exercise puts them in great shape.

The rest of his peers are on crutches, coughing and devouring tons of pills, and Sagittarius makes circles around them on roller skates. He is great friends with young people, so he never gets out of a rut, and he has hundreds of thousands of other interesting things to do, in addition to solving crossword puzzles or making a pilgrimage to the clinic.

Finally, killing hundreds, he falls from the eight-thousander. Half the world is on its way to the funeral, and the hectoliters of tears shed by the mourners cause a flood wave on the Vistula.… And shadows

epitome of ADHD

Not for a second does this terrible brat fidget or snap its beak. Even when he sleeps (and sleeps for an hour a day), he digs the sheets and mumbles. He asks an average of 100 questions per minute, which is even worse, anyway, because memory is not his forte.

It’s not enough for him to ask his parents, so he stuck to the god of the spirit of guilty chumps, beer drinkers at the gate, a postman, a district police officer ... he even talks to dogs tied in front of the store until they chew on a leash and blow away. The teaching staff at the sight of him falls into a nervous tic - Sagittarius will upset every lesson with his fidgeting, uprooting faces and constant vocabulary.

When asked to answer, he baffles himself and loudly questions the teacher's competence, inciting the class to riot. He does not know what the word "consequences" means, climbs electric poles for fun, or steals a neighbor's car and drives it on a trip ... right to the window of the nearest store.

Unused child

He likes to think of himself as a nonconformist. But he really lacks politeness. He talks about how his mouth will water, and in the name of a poorly understood honesty, he unscrupulously challenges people to be "fat", "stupid" and "slutty". He stands on his head so as not to be accused of a good upbringing - he swears like a shoemaker and tells such dirty jokes that they would disgust Berlusconi himself.

He goes to the opera in a tracksuit, and when his cell phone rings during the wedding of his friends, he calmly takes it and talks until the end of the mass, generously pouring curses. He is convinced that he is indestructible, so he goes in for super-extreme sports and spends most of his time plastered from head to toe.

Desperately irresponsible and reckless, in fact he remains an unused boy who knows no limits in anything - be it sex, pressing the gas pedal or spending money. His favorite pastimes include drinking potentially deadly moonshine and traveling to places where amoebas could grow in his intestines or be eaten by crocodiles.

He cannot be friends with normal Homo sapiens. If you do not have delirium tremens, you are not a transsexual, not a kleptomaniac, or at least a militant devout, then you have nothing to look for in his club.

Snob and lekkoduch

He does not really like to work, but, unfortunately, he has to. Poverty depresses him, and a cheap wardrobe causes cirrhosis of the liver. On the other hand, when she gets some money, she shakes it like Marie Antoinette before the French Revolution. He buys dupes without checking the prices, falls for the tricks of sellers, does not know (and does not want to know) what a bond, pension or ZUS is.

He tries to plug a hole in the family budget by spending the whole night at the roulette table. He was damn lucky because he seduced everyone he could at work and he probably wouldn't get fired.

So what if he's incompetent, doesn't read the contracts he signs, and criticizes him like he's been laminated? But how cute he is and what jokes he tells, going out every 10 minutes for an hour-long smoke break!

Miss Poduschalsk and the naughty boy

Nothing and no one upsets men like Baba-Sagittarius. Toto parades are painted and set aside, like bark beetles on a forest festival, with a navel cut out. Sticks to guys, whispers in their ear and bats false eyelashes, and then ... beats on their paws. What impudence - to grab a chaste lady by the knee! And the poor fellow, whom she almost strangled with her bare chest a minute ago, has to put up with taste. Unfortunately, it won't end there.

Mrs. Sagittarius has a husband there, but she does not pay much attention to him, because she is too busy seducing the rest of the world. He hates the company of women because they are immune to her charms and don't make oily eyes at the sight of her. He doesn't cook dinners, his house is a complete mess, he spends his salary and wedding salary on eye creams and push-up bras.

Seeing a Sagittarius in love, one can come to the conclusion that he is a charming guy, ready to make any sacrifices for the sake of the happiness of his chosen one. To always be loyal and caring. After all, it is clear that he is crazy about love - he wanders around, smiling like an idiot, looking around with calf eyes and hugging random passers-by.

Seli is going crazy that she has so taken possession of the poor Sagittarius. She does not know, unfortunate woman, that there is an ordinary fanatic and lover of free relationships, who falls madly in love on average once a week and has a constant, passionate feeling only for himself.

This Dairy Bar Casanova experiences instant amnesia at the sight of a curvy leg or a sweet mouth. He forgets that he already has a wife (preferably a complex masochist who adores him like a golden calf) and at least three mistresses. But to be honest, he doesn't like women at all.

He loves to sleep with them, but wants something more? He can talk to his colleagues, who will never think of demanding something from him, criticizing or, even worse, demanding to take out the garbage.

gingerbread kitten

Most Strzelze gets fat with age. The fifth deadly sin takes revenge on them in the form of fat, wrinkles and cellulite. A subscription to an aesthetic surgery clinic or a peeling marathon does not help. So somewhere around fifty Strzelce to both of them

representatives of the sex lace up corsets and remain in them until the end of their lives.

Shaved and stretched, they dig into teenage clothes, trying to imitate twenty-year-olds. The effect is pretty creepy. Mom "Klava" Strzelec beats her daughter's school friends, and the father of this sign takes away the entire salary for numerous alimony.

Veronica Kowalkowska